my life step oneTo understand the circuitry of my house is to understand a great deal more about the universe then one should. There are switches that apparently do nothing and several that when flipped in combinations to lights on in other rooms on opposites of the house. In the event of a dinner party its much better to make sure all the lights are on in the house instead of risking the utter embarrassment of running from one side of the house to your bathroom to turn on the lights some where else. For instance there is a switch in my room which my dad tells me does something but as far as I am aware doesn’t do a thing. When little I use to pretend that itmy life step one
Splendathis is a song. so please sing it in your head to a tune something like that of the flinstones but not really. oh and the voice is more or less raspySplenda
it starts:
OMG splenda it so fuckin cooool you put it, in you coffee or your tea omg its soooo coool
but wait it gives you cancer holy shit
so does sun tan lotion ahhh im so fucked skin cancer.
or really any cancer ahhh ill live in a whole and only eat splenda
but then ill be fucked and get cancer.
OMG its the fault of splenda
meheh
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second star to the right and straight on til morning
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Where did you go?
I licked the aquatic hamster!
I wonder if he's wearing penguin boxers or penguin pants....
boogie!
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second star to the right and straight on til morning
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means alot!
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Skippy SKIPPY SKIPPPY splat...blub blub...blub
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You know you have a thing for zombie cannibal cowboys! [link]
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it's ironic considerate rarity patron of love higher knowledge engulfs me...
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Skippy SKIPPY SKIPPPY splat...blub blub...blub
But you didn't hear it from me.
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And what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke?
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Skippy SKIPPY SKIPPPY splat...blub blub...blub
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